I am at a loss as to what to do for our sixth month. We may not be in the mood to celebrate but I think we can't let this pass without doing something meaningful.

So what now? I've given him self-compiled CDs, a ZIPPO lighter and we have our couple ring. Maybe we'll do an Angelina Jolie and carry a vial of each other's blood around our necks. Or we could get tattoos! Haha. My mother would disown me, man.

But then hor, I'm just scared someone will start copying me. You just piss me off. To no ends. If I told you I was going to get my boyfriend a dildo because he loves taking it in the ass (he doesn't la, I'm just hypothesizing), would you get one too? And get your names engraved on it while you're at it? YOU'RE SO FUCKEN STUPID, I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH YOU. I bet you don't even know what a dildo is.

- throws hands up in frustration.

Okay, all this anger is washing away the lovelywovelyloveydovey feelings I had previously.

Stupid bitch.